-
![I have 2nd vaccination joke, but when they didn't get the first one how will they get the 2nd one!]()
Upload to Facebook I have 2nd vaccination joke, but when they didn't get the first one how will they get the 2nd one! -
![Guys, if in any case Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and WhatsApp get banned.<br/>
I am available on ArogyaSetu!]()
Upload to Facebook Guys, if in any case Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and WhatsApp get banned.
I am available on ArogyaSetu! -
![The paradox of life:<br/>
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore,<br/>
Calories start to matter!]()
Upload to Facebook The paradox of life:
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore,
Calories start to matter! -
![The Law of Averages is all bullsh*t.<br/>
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!]()
Upload to Facebook The Law of Averages is all bullsh*t.
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once! -
![My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.<br/>
I renewed my subscription for further 10 years!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.
I renewed my subscription for further 10 years! -
![Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.<br/>
Husband: Wait. I can change!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.
Husband: Wait. I can change! -
![Wife: I'm sorry, I was wrong.<br/>
Me (Switches on the recorder): Can you repeat? It's a historical moment of our life!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I'm sorry, I was wrong.
Me (Switches on the recorder): Can you repeat? It's a historical moment of our life! -
![A lot of people have been asking for recommendations on what to watch during the lockdown.<br/>
I strongly recommend you watch your weight!]()
Upload to Facebook A lot of people have been asking for recommendations on what to watch during the lockdown.
I strongly recommend you watch your weight! -
![My wife orders from Amazon so frequently that today one of the delivery guys invited her to his daughter's marriage!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife orders from Amazon so frequently that today one of the delivery guys invited her to his daughter's marriage! -
![Israel has been in the news. Quotes from some famous Jews.<br/><br/>
The first Jew is Moses. He said, `Law is Everything.`<br/>
Then came Jesus. He said, `Love is Everything`<br/>
Then came the third Jew, Karl Marx. He said, `Capital is Everything`<br/>
Next is Sigmund Freud. He said, `Mind is Everything.`<br/>
Then came Albert Einstein. You know what he said. `Everything is Relative!`]()
Upload to Facebook Israel has been in the news. Quotes from some famous Jews.
The first Jew is Moses. He said, "Law is Everything."
Then came Jesus. He said, "Love is Everything"
Then came the third Jew, Karl Marx. He said, "Capital is Everything"
Next is Sigmund Freud. He said, "Mind is Everything."
Then came Albert Einstein. You know what he said. "Everything is Relative!"
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT