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  • Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4.<br/>
Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54!<br/>
#MarriageFactsUpload to Facebook
    Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4.
    Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54!
    #MarriageFacts
  • The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence!Upload to Facebook
    The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence!
  • CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE!Upload to Facebook
    CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE!
  • During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb.<br/>
But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it!Upload to Facebook
    During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb.
    But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it!
  • My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the Amazon packages in!Upload to Facebook
    My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the Amazon packages in!
  • Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives!Upload to Facebook
    Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives!
  • Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are:<br />
Made for each other.<br />
Mad for each other.<br />
Mad at each other.<br />
Or maid for each other?Upload to Facebook
    Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are:
    Made for each other.
    Mad for each other.
    Mad at each other.
    Or maid for each other?
  • I need help!<br />
In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right.<br />
What do I do next?Upload to Facebook
    I need help!
    In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right.
    What do I do next?
  • During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing.<br />
When asked she said, `This is the first time I know where he is going!`
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    During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing.
    When asked she said, "This is the first time I know where he is going!"
  • I have a vaccination joke.<br />
But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks!Upload to Facebook
    I have a vaccination joke.
    But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks!
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