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    My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters!
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    Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard!
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    One of the best lessons you can learn is to master how to remain calm!
  • Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed?<br/>
Me: Oh yes!<br/>
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    Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed?
    Me: Oh yes!
    Wife: I was talking to the dog!
  • As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows!Upload to Facebook
    As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows!
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That would be a big step forward!Upload to Facebook
    My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
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Sacrificed the nation for winning a state.</br>
Lost both!Upload to Facebook
    Don't know who made this but it's spot on!
    Sacrificed the nation for winning a state.
    Lost both!
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~ Bill Gates.</br></br>

Have you tried turning it off and on again?Upload to Facebook
    Our marriage isn't working.

    ~ Bill Gates.

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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    After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology!
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