My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters! |
"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When I get Abs..." |
Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard! |
One of the best lessons you can learn is to master how to remain calm! |
Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed? Me: Oh yes! Wife: I was talking to the dog! |
As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows! |
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward! |
Don't know who made this but it's spot on! Sacrificed the nation for winning a state. Lost both! |
Our marriage isn't working. ~ Bill Gates. Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology! |