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"When COVID is over" is starting to sound like "When I get Abs..." -
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Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard! -
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One of the best lessons you can learn is to master how to remain calm! -
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Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed?
Me: Oh yes!
Wife: I was talking to the dog! -
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As per the divorce settlement, Melinda Gates will keep the house and Bill Gates will keep the Windows! -
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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward! -
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Don't know who made this but it's spot on! Sacrificed the nation for winning a state. Lost both! -
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Our marriage isn't working. ~ Bill Gates. Have you tried turning it off and on again? -
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After Bill Gates and Hrithik Roshan's divorce, one thing is confirmed that girls don't fall for money or looks!My wife specializes in Sighcology! -
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My wife specializes in Sighcology!
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