I once dated a condemned witch. There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame! |
We forget about dreams when we enter reality, but we also forget about reality when we enter dreams! |
IPL2021 postponed indefinitely No one wants RCB to win! |
Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce. Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy! |
My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go! |
According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me: 1. I'm humorous 2. I'm handsome 3. She has bad taste |
You don't always have to tell your side of the story. Time Will! |
A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, you can't go anywhere until you change it! |
A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy! |
Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me. Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not! |