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  • I once dated a condemned witch.</br>
There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!Upload to Facebook
    I once dated a condemned witch.
    There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!
  • We forget about dreams when we enter reality, but we also forget about reality when we enter dreams!Upload to Facebook
    We forget about dreams when we enter reality, but we also forget about reality when we enter dreams!
  • <b>IPL2021 postponed indefinitely</b><br/>
No one wants RCB to win!Upload to Facebook
    IPL2021 postponed indefinitely
    No one wants RCB to win!
  • Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce.<br/>
Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy!Upload to Facebook
    Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce.
    Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy!
  • My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go!Upload to Facebook
    My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go!
  • According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:<br/><br/>

1. I'm humorous<br/>

2. I'm handsome<br/>

3. She has bad tasteUpload to Facebook
    According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:

    1. I'm humorous
    2. I'm handsome
    3. She has bad taste
  • You don't always have to tell your side of the story.<br/>
Time Will!Upload to Facebook
    You don't always have to tell your side of the story.
    Time Will!
  • A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, you can't go anywhere until you change it!Upload to Facebook
    A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, you can't go anywhere until you change it!
  • A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!Upload to Facebook
    A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!
  • Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me.</br>
Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me.
    Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not!
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