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  • In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides!Upload to Facebook
    In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides!
  • Mamta Banerjee is now the Bae of Bengal!Upload to Facebook
    Mamta Banerjee is now the Bae of Bengal!
  • You don't remember the vast majority of your own life. All the sleeping, eating, and sitting around you do will add up to years of unretrievable memories!Upload to Facebook
    You don't remember the vast majority of your own life. All the sleeping, eating, and sitting around you do will add up to years of unretrievable memories!
  • Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!
  • My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.<br/>
I had some pretty big shoes to fill!Upload to Facebook
    My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
    I had some pretty big shoes to fill!
  • Airport check-in:<br/>
Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D<br/>
Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service?Upload to Facebook
    Airport check-in:
    Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D
    Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service?
  • Be stronger than your excuses!Upload to Facebook
    Be stronger than your excuses!
  • There are two types of men:<br/><br/>

1. Those who are scared of their wives<br/>
2. BachelorsUpload to Facebook
    There are two types of men:

    1. Those who are scared of their wives
    2. Bachelors
  • The IPL 2021 is going to be remembered like the band that played on while the Titanic sank!Upload to Facebook
    The IPL 2021 is going to be remembered like the band that played on while the Titanic sank!
  • Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown.<br/>
Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus!Upload to Facebook
    Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown.
    Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus!
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