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Wife: Shit, I just mopped the floor clean! -
Upload to Facebook I'm pretty sure Vincent van Gogh cut his ear off when his wife said `We need to talk`! -
Upload to Facebook The way it is going, I think all the students will graduate without ever leaving their houses! -
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Together we Die, Divided we Survive! -
Upload to Facebook COVID doesn't care about our beliefs. The virus loves ALL the large religious and political gatherings - indiscriminately! -
Upload to Facebook Don't count the number of friends you have, but the number of friends you can count on! -
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Me having a telephonic conversation with my wife! -
Upload to Facebook No permission to go out of state.
Only 3 hours allowed to be outside.
Strict enforcement of restrictions on Sundays.
The purpose of travel has to be declared in advance.
All these restrictions are in force from the day I got married! -
Upload to Facebook As soon as Manmohan Singh opened his mouth, he caught COVID.
That's how infectious this disease is! -
Upload to Facebook Man: My wife is having severe mood swings.
Doctor: 5 pegs of whiskey will help.
Man: But my wife doesn't drink.
Doctor: Those are for you!
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