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![COVID doesn't care about our beliefs. The virus loves ALL the large religious and political gatherings - indiscriminately!]()
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![No permission to go out of state.<br/>
Only 3 hours allowed to be outside.<br/>
Strict enforcement of restrictions on Sundays.<br/>
The purpose of travel has to be declared in advance.<br/><br/>
All these restrictions are in force from the day I got married!]()
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![As soon as Manmohan Singh opened his mouth, he caught COVID.<br/>
That's how infectious this disease is!]()
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That's how infectious this disease is!
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