Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me. Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not! |
In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides! |
Mamta Banerjee is now the Bae of Bengal! |
You don't remember the vast majority of your own life. All the sleeping, eating, and sitting around you do will add up to years of unretrievable memories! |
Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent! |
My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. I had some pretty big shoes to fill! |
Airport check-in: Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service? |
Be stronger than your excuses! |
There are two types of men: 1. Those who are scared of their wives 2. Bachelors |
The IPL 2021 is going to be remembered like the band that played on while the Titanic sank! |