The vaccine situation in India is like looking for a bride for marriage. First, you are not ready; then you don't like any; then you don't get any. Those who got are unhappy, thinking maybe the other one would have been better; then those who did not get, want to marry anyone from anywhere! |
What is the most expensive video streaming service at this time? Schools! #OnlineClasses |
Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it! |
Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you. Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers. Wife: That's the point! |
COWIN overtakes TINDER to become the hardest app to get a date on! |
My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met. I'm not buying it! |
Somebody is afraid that God is watching and somebody is confident that, God is watching! |
Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen. They are calling it 'Peekaboo' virus. Doctors are sending anyone with 'Peekaboo', straight to 'ICU'. |
Wisdom during COVID19 times Lockdown "I Die" No Lockdown "All Die" Lockdown "No Human Right" No Lockdown "No Human Left" Lockdown "I See You" No Lockdown "ICU" |
My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters! |