All these wonderful years of marriage taught our kids two valuable life lessons: 1. Mom is always right 2. Dad is always wrong |
What wife says: You have to learn to communicate! What wife means: Just agree with me, you idiot! |
Julian Assange gives private information on corporations and the government to you for free and the media calls him a criminal! Mark Zuckerberg gives your private information to corporations and the government for money and the media called him the man of the year! |
I am going to serve two terms. One in Federal Prison and one in New York State Prison. ~ Donald Trump |
Stay cheerful. Negativity is worse than the virus! |
When you seek beauty in all people and all things, you will not only find it, you will become it! |
Let me get this straight: The person with the nuclear code has been deemed too dangerous to have a Twitter account? #CapitolHillSeige |
Control your "Anger" because it is just one letter away from "D'anger"! |
After the recent incidents in America, Mexico has decided that they will pay for the wall. And Canada wants one too! |
Americans recently found out that it's much easier for them to change Presidents in other countries than they can do in their own country! |