Saw a shabbily dressed guy at the mall with a dirty beard and having a sad & hopeless look on his face. I felt bad, so I tried to give him some money. He said, `I'm not a beggar, I'm just married and I'm waiting for my wife to return from shopping`! |
If you love someone, let them go. With ever increasing fuel prices, how far will they go? |
ਪਹਿਲਾ ਮਰਣੁ ਕਬੂਲਿ ਜੀਵਣ ਕੀ ਛਡਿ ਆਸ।। ਹੋਹੁ ਸਭਨਾ ਕੀ ਰੇਣੁਕਾ ਤਉ ਆਉ ਹਮਾਰੈ ਪਾਸਿ।। First, accept death, and give up any hope of life. Become the dust of the feet of all; and then, you may come to me! ~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 1102 |
An Appeal to the Govt. Before giving vaccines to humans, please give vaccines to birds. It is very difficult to have whiskey with Paneer Tikka! |
Is it okay if your wife changes the locks of the bedroom and doesn't tell you? Asking for a friend! |
When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and imagine she is in jail. It heals me spiritually! |
Husband: Are you mad at me? Wife: Yes. Husband: Why? Wife: I don't know. Husband: So you're mad at me and you don't know why? Wife: I'm mad at you for many things. I don't know which one of those is the reason now! |
How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye? North, things between West and I have gone South! |
You're not a complete husband until your wife is upset with you, for a reason that you don't even understand! |
2010: Hey There! I am using Whatsapp! 2021: Hey There! Whatsapp is using me! |