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Upload to Facebook ਪਹਿਲਾ ਮਰਣੁ ਕਬੂਲਿ ਜੀਵਣ ਕੀ ਛਡਿ ਆਸ।।
ਹੋਹੁ ਸਭਨਾ ਕੀ ਰੇਣੁਕਾ ਤਉ ਆਉ ਹਮਾਰੈ ਪਾਸਿ।।
First, accept death, and give up any hope of life.
Become the dust of the feet of all; and then, you may come to me!
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Upload to Facebook An Appeal to the Govt.
Before giving vaccines to humans, please give vaccines to birds. It is very difficult to have whiskey with Paneer Tikka! -
Upload to Facebook Is it okay if your wife changes the locks of the bedroom and doesn't tell you?
Asking for a friend! -
Upload to Facebook When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and imagine she is in jail.
It heals me spiritually! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Are you mad at me?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: Why?
Wife: I don't know.
Husband: So you're mad at me and you don't know why?
Wife: I'm mad at you for many things. I don't know which one of those is the reason now! -
Upload to Facebook How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?
North, things between West and I have gone South! -
Upload to Facebook You're not a complete husband until your wife is upset with you, for a reason that you don't even understand! -
Upload to Facebook 2010: Hey There! I am using Whatsapp!
2021: Hey There! Whatsapp is using me! -
Upload to Facebook All these wonderful years of marriage taught our kids two valuable life lessons:
1. Mom is always right
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Upload to Facebook What wife says: You have to learn to communicate!
What wife means: Just agree with me, you idiot!
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