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Upload to Facebook I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is! -
Upload to Facebook If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me! -
Upload to Facebook When life shuts a door... open it again.
It's a door. That's how it works! -
Upload to Facebook I always thought Calculus was the most difficult thing to understand. But then I got married and my wife came into my life! -
Upload to Facebook This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes my wife agrees with whatever I say just to see the confusion, fear & anxiety on my face. She finds it quite entertaining! -
Upload to Facebook I asked my wife if we should have an open relationship.
She smiled and said `Of course, first I'll push you out of that OPEN window and then organize an OPEN casket funeral for you. Is that okay?` -
Upload to Facebook Men, when your wife says she needs to have a word with you, it's never just a word. Be prepared! -
Upload to Facebook Saw a shabbily dressed guy at the mall with a dirty beard and having a sad & hopeless look on his face. I felt bad, so I tried to give him some money.
He said, `I'm not a beggar, I'm just married and I'm waiting for my wife to return from shopping`! -
Upload to Facebook If you love someone, let them go.
With ever increasing fuel prices, how far will they go?
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