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Upload to Facebook The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.
Can't agree? Just go shopping with your wife! -
Upload to Facebook ਹਰਿ ਜਨ ਸਿਮਰਹੁ ਹਿਰਦੈ ਰਾਮ!!
ਹਰਿ ਜਨ ਕਉ ਅਪਦਾ ਨਿਕਟਿ ਨ ਆਵੈ ਪੂਰਨ ਦਾਸ ਕੇ ਕਾਮ!!
ਹੇ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਦੇ ਪਿਆਰਿਓ! ਆਪਣੇ ਹਿਰਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਦਾ ਨਾਮ ਸਿਮਰਿਆ ਕਰੋ!ਕੋਈ ਭੀ ਬਿਪਤਾ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਦੇ ਸੇਵਕਾਂ ਦੇ ਨੇੜੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਉਂਦੀ, ਸੇਵਕਾਂ ਦੇ ਸਾਰੇ ਕੰਮ ਸਿਰੇ ਚੜ੍ਹਦੇ ਰਹਿੰਦੇ ਹਨ! -
Upload to Facebook One great benefit of marriage is that you get to find out all the things you do wrong immediately! -
Upload to Facebook My favorite childhood memory is not being married. Those were the days! -
Upload to Facebook ਸੋ ਸਤਿਗੁਰੁ ਪਿਆਰਾ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲਿ ਹੈ, ਜਿਥੈ ਕਿਥੈ ਮੈਨੋ ਲਏ ਛਡਾਈ।।
That Beloved True Guru is always with me; wherever I may be, He will save me.
~ Guru Amar Daas Ji: SGGS Ji: 588 -
Upload to Facebook A newly married husband thinks that his opinion matters so he shares it with his wife.
An experienced husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, keeps it to himself.
A veteran husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, but shares it to give her an opportunity to say, "he's wrong"! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is mostly just pretending on social media that you're happy together! -
Upload to Facebook Wives and police are quite similar. Both have the ability to make it look as if it was your fault! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.
My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute! -
Upload to Facebook Don't think Trump and Tandav Ka Season 2 Aayega!
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