Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are. My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute! |
Don't think Trump and Tandav Ka Season 2 Aayega! |
I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is! |
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me! |
When life shuts a door... open it again. It's a door. That's how it works! |
I always thought Calculus was the most difficult thing to understand. But then I got married and my wife came into my life! |
This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy! |
Sometimes my wife agrees with whatever I say just to see the confusion, fear & anxiety on my face. She finds it quite entertaining! |
I asked my wife if we should have an open relationship. She smiled and said `Of course, first I'll push you out of that OPEN window and then organize an OPEN casket funeral for you. Is that okay?` |
Men, when your wife says she needs to have a word with you, it's never just a word. Be prepared! |