People of Punjab know the worth of the Indian National Flag very well. Every month a household in the state receives a body wrapped in it! |
What is the similarity between media and wife? Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat 100 Baar Na Bata De, Dono Ke Dil Ko Sukoon Hi Nahi Milta! |
The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair. Can't agree? Just go shopping with your wife! |
ਹਰਿ ਜਨ ਸਿਮਰਹੁ ਹਿਰਦੈ ਰਾਮ!! ਹਰਿ ਜਨ ਕਉ ਅਪਦਾ ਨਿਕਟਿ ਨ ਆਵੈ ਪੂਰਨ ਦਾਸ ਕੇ ਕਾਮ!! ਹੇ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਦੇ ਪਿਆਰਿਓ! ਆਪਣੇ ਹਿਰਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਦਾ ਨਾਮ ਸਿਮਰਿਆ ਕਰੋ!ਕੋਈ ਭੀ ਬਿਪਤਾ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਦੇ ਸੇਵਕਾਂ ਦੇ ਨੇੜੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਉਂਦੀ, ਸੇਵਕਾਂ ਦੇ ਸਾਰੇ ਕੰਮ ਸਿਰੇ ਚੜ੍ਹਦੇ ਰਹਿੰਦੇ ਹਨ! |
One great benefit of marriage is that you get to find out all the things you do wrong immediately! |
My favorite childhood memory is not being married. Those were the days! |
ਸੋ ਸਤਿਗੁਰੁ ਪਿਆਰਾ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲਿ ਹੈ, ਜਿਥੈ ਕਿਥੈ ਮੈਨੋ ਲਏ ਛਡਾਈ।। That Beloved True Guru is always with me; wherever I may be, He will save me. ~ Guru Amar Daas Ji: SGGS Ji: 588 |
A newly married husband thinks that his opinion matters so he shares it with his wife. An experienced husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, keeps it to himself. A veteran husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, but shares it to give her an opportunity to say, "he's wrong"! |
Marriage is mostly just pretending on social media that you're happy together! |
Wives and police are quite similar. Both have the ability to make it look as if it was your fault! |