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![Exchange of text messages:</br>
Husband: You are negative</br>
Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life, care about no one but yourself and your friends, all you are interested in is your own self, all your life not fulfilled even one of your promises. It is only I who is putting up with such a miser and insensitive man. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed.</br>
Husband: I was just informing you that your Covid test is negative.</br>
Wife: Oh... sorry!]()
Upload to Facebook Exchange of text messages: Husband: You are negative Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life, care about no one but yourself and your friends, all you are interested in is your own self, all your life not fulfilled even one of your promises. It is only I who is putting up with such a miser and insensitive man. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed. Husband: I was just informing you that your Covid test is negative. Wife: Oh... sorry! -
![Govt announced highway projects in 4 poll-bound states.</br>
Then imposed a cess on petrol and diesel so that people won't need them!</br>
#Budget2021]()
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![ਖੁਦੀ ਮਿਟੀ ਤਬ ਸੁਖ ਭਏ ਮਨ ਤਨ ਭਏ ਅਰੋਗ।।</br></br>
ਜਦੋਂ ਅੰਦਰੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਮੇਰੀ ਹਉਮੈ ਦੂਰ ਹੋ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ, ਉਦੋਂ ਆਤਮਿਕ ਆਨੰਦ ਮਿਲਦਾ ਹੈ,</br>
ਜਿਸਦੀ ਬਰਕਤਿ ਨਾਲ ਇਸ ਦਾ ਮਨ ਤੇ ਤਨ ਨਰੋਏ ਹੋ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਹਨ।</br></br>
When selfishness is erased, peace comes,</br>
And the mind and body are healed!]()
Upload to Facebook ਖੁਦੀ ਮਿਟੀ ਤਬ ਸੁਖ ਭਏ ਮਨ ਤਨ ਭਏ ਅਰੋਗ।। ਜਦੋਂ ਅੰਦਰੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਮੇਰੀ ਹਉਮੈ ਦੂਰ ਹੋ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ, ਉਦੋਂ ਆਤਮਿਕ ਆਨੰਦ ਮਿਲਦਾ ਹੈ, ਜਿਸਦੀ ਬਰਕਤਿ ਨਾਲ ਇਸ ਦਾ ਮਨ ਤੇ ਤਨ ਨਰੋਏ ਹੋ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਹਨ। When selfishness is erased, peace comes, And the mind and body are healed! -
![ਅੰਮ੍ਰਿਤ ਹਰਿ ਕਾ ਨਾਮੁ ਹੈ ਵਰਸੈ ਕਿਰਪਾ ਧਾਰਿ।।<br/><br/>
The Name of the Lord is Ambrosial Nectar;<br/>
the Lord showers His Grace, and it rains down!<br/>
~ Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji - Ang: 1281]()
Upload to Facebook ਅੰਮ੍ਰਿਤ ਹਰਿ ਕਾ ਨਾਮੁ ਹੈ ਵਰਸੈ ਕਿਰਪਾ ਧਾਰਿ।।
The Name of the Lord is Ambrosial Nectar;
the Lord showers His Grace, and it rains down!
~ Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji - Ang: 1281 -
![11 AM:<br/>
Nirmala Sitharaman starts the budget speech.<br/><br/>
11:05 AM:<br/>
Arnab Goswami: This budget is historic!]()
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Nirmala Sitharaman starts the budget speech.
11:05 AM:
Arnab Goswami: This budget is historic! -
![What is the similarity between your wife and your boss?<br/>
Both of them think they know everything!]()
Upload to Facebook What is the similarity between your wife and your boss?
Both of them think they know everything! -
![A COVID joke for all:<br/>
A wife and her husband are sitting at a restaurant when the waitress starts out-right flirting with the husband.<br/>
The husband, flattered, gets a little boastful and the wife says, `Don't get excited. She's got COVID.`<br/>
`How do you know?` asks the husband.<br/>
Wife: Well, she's clearly got no taste!]()
Upload to Facebook A COVID joke for all:
A wife and her husband are sitting at a restaurant when the waitress starts out-right flirting with the husband.
The husband, flattered, gets a little boastful and the wife says, "Don't get excited. She's got COVID."
"How do you know?" asks the husband.
Wife: Well, she's clearly got no taste! -
![It's a rare instance when an attempt of division has lead to multiplication.<br/>
#FarmersProtest #RakeshTakait]()
Upload to Facebook It's a rare instance when an attempt of division has lead to multiplication.
#FarmersProtest #RakeshTakait -
![Difference between husband and wife:<br/>
The wife can change her mind whenever she wants<br/>
The husband can change his mind whenever his wife wants!]()
Upload to Facebook Difference between husband and wife:
The wife can change her mind whenever she wants
The husband can change his mind whenever his wife wants! -
![Did you know that 14 muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine?<br/>
Fitness is my passion!]()
Upload to Facebook Did you know that 14 muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine?
Fitness is my passion!
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