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![Micro Insult:</br>
Husband: Do you like a handsome husband or an intelligent one?</br>
Wife: Neither. I like you!]()
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![Nice sentence on a Fuel Station:</br>
We are primarily into collecting taxes but we also sell Petrol & Diesel!]()
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![Marriage counselor: What's the problem?</br>
Man: My wife needs help. Every night, she's roaming from one bar to another. She has to stop it.</br>
Marriage counselor: Is she an alcoholic?
Man: No, she's looking for me!]()
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![Wife: I had a worrying dream that someone kidnapped me.</br>
Me: What's so worrying about it?</br>
PS: It seems I'll be sleeping on the sofa permanently!]()
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![Hi Guys,</br></br>
I'm here to say goodbye. My wife says I'm addicted to social media and that it's ruining our relationship. We argued for a while and she told me to choose between her & social media. So, I'll be logging off now while I pack her bags & call her a taxi. I'll be right back!]()
Upload to Facebook Hi Guys, I'm here to say goodbye. My wife says I'm addicted to social media and that it's ruining our relationship. We argued for a while and she told me to choose between her & social media. So, I'll be logging off now while I pack her bags & call her a taxi. I'll be right back! -
![I was planning to buy a GPS for my car, but then I remembered that I have this magical ring on my finger that connects me to the woman sitting on the passenger seat who knows everything. So I dropped the plan!]()
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![Sachin, Akshay, Ajay, Suniel and Karan Johar have...</br>
`Marked Themselves Safe` from CBI, NCB, ED and IT raids!</br>
#FarmersProtest #FarmBills #FarmLaws]()
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![For a long and happy married life, you need:<br/>
1)Trust<br/>
2) Good communication<br/>
3) Intimacy<br/>
4) Alcohol]()
Upload to Facebook For a long and happy married life, you need:
1)Trust
2) Good communication
3) Intimacy
4) Alcohol
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