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![Tip for a successful marriage:<br/>
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![Me: Wow, you look pretty today.<br/>
Wife: Does it mean that I was not pretty yesterday? So it was that pink dress, right? You think I'm fat, don't you? And OMG, you haven't even fixed that leak in the kitchen sink yet!]()
Upload to Facebook Me: Wow, you look pretty today.
Wife: Does it mean that I was not pretty yesterday? So it was that pink dress, right? You think I'm fat, don't you? And OMG, you haven't even fixed that leak in the kitchen sink yet! -
![Your phone collects more data about you than any implanted microchip would!]()
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![I've been married for 15 years and so I'm not worried about what's there in the COVID vaccine!]()
Upload to Facebook I've been married for 15 years and so I'm not worried about what's there in the COVID vaccine! -
![Wives are like dentists. They like to talk non-stop, but don't let the other person talk!]()
Upload to Facebook Wives are like dentists. They like to talk non-stop, but don't let the other person talk! -
![I finally figured out my body type.<br/>
It's an hourglass with extra minutes!]()
Upload to Facebook I finally figured out my body type.
It's an hourglass with extra minutes! -
![I told my wife that I cannot open that jar for her because I have a headache!]()
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that I cannot open that jar for her because I have a headache! -
![Time flies whether you are having fun or not.<br/>
The choice is yours!]()
Upload to Facebook Time flies whether you are having fun or not.
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![Wife: Why did you keep on drinking at the party even after I gave you a look?<br/>
Husband: What look?<br/>
Wife: I raised my eyebrows.<br/>
Husband: How will I know that you're giving me a look? You draw your eyebrows differently everyday. I thought it was your new style!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why did you keep on drinking at the party even after I gave you a look?
Husband: What look?
Wife: I raised my eyebrows.
Husband: How will I know that you're giving me a look? You draw your eyebrows differently everyday. I thought it was your new style! -
![Forgot to set my alarm today and missed the gym for the last six months!]()
Upload to Facebook Forgot to set my alarm today and missed the gym for the last six months!
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