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Your phone collects more data about you than any implanted microchip would! -
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I've been married for 15 years and so I'm not worried about what's there in the COVID vaccine! -
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Wives are like dentists. They like to talk non-stop, but don't let the other person talk! -
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I finally figured out my body type.
It's an hourglass with extra minutes! -
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I told my wife that I cannot open that jar for her because I have a headache! -
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Time flies whether you are having fun or not.
The choice is yours! -
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Wife: Why did you keep on drinking at the party even after I gave you a look?
Husband: What look?
Wife: I raised my eyebrows.
Husband: How will I know that you're giving me a look? You draw your eyebrows differently everyday. I thought it was your new style! -
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Forgot to set my alarm today and missed the gym for the last six months! -
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Don't worry if someone does not like you.
Most people are struggling to like themselves! -
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My wife threw a knife at me. She said it was an accident.
But I think throwing it the second time shouting `I'll get you this time` was absolutely unnecessary!
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