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  • Your phone collects more data about you than any implanted microchip would!Upload to Facebook
    Your phone collects more data about you than any implanted microchip would!
  • I've been married for 15 years and so I'm not worried about what's there in the COVID vaccine!Upload to Facebook
    I've been married for 15 years and so I'm not worried about what's there in the COVID vaccine!
  • Wives are like dentists. They like to talk non-stop, but don't let the other person talk!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are like dentists. They like to talk non-stop, but don't let the other person talk!
  • I finally figured out my body type.<br/>
It's an hourglass with extra minutes!Upload to Facebook
    I finally figured out my body type.
    It's an hourglass with extra minutes!
  • I told my wife that I cannot open that jar for her because I have a headache!Upload to Facebook
    I told my wife that I cannot open that jar for her because I have a headache!
  • Time flies whether you are having fun or not.<br/>
The choice is yours!Upload to Facebook
    Time flies whether you are having fun or not.
    The choice is yours!
  • Wife: Why did you keep on drinking at the party even after I gave you a look?<br/>
Husband: What look?<br/>
Wife: I raised my eyebrows.<br/>
Husband: How will I know that you're giving me a look? You draw your eyebrows differently everyday. I thought it was your new style!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Why did you keep on drinking at the party even after I gave you a look?
    Husband: What look?
    Wife: I raised my eyebrows.
    Husband: How will I know that you're giving me a look? You draw your eyebrows differently everyday. I thought it was your new style!
  • Forgot to set my alarm today and missed the gym for the last six months!Upload to Facebook
    Forgot to set my alarm today and missed the gym for the last six months!
  • Don't worry if someone does not like you.<br/>
Most people are struggling to like themselves!Upload to Facebook
    Don't worry if someone does not like you.
    Most people are struggling to like themselves!
  • My wife threw a knife at me. She said it was an accident.<br/>
But I think throwing it the second time shouting `I'll get you this time` was absolutely unnecessary!Upload to Facebook
    My wife threw a knife at me. She said it was an accident.
    But I think throwing it the second time shouting `I'll get you this time` was absolutely unnecessary!
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