Your phone collects more data about you than any implanted microchip would! |
I've been married for 15 years and so I'm not worried about what's there in the COVID vaccine! |
Wives are like dentists. They like to talk non-stop, but don't let the other person talk! |
I finally figured out my body type. It's an hourglass with extra minutes! |
I told my wife that I cannot open that jar for her because I have a headache! |
Time flies whether you are having fun or not. The choice is yours! |
Wife: Why did you keep on drinking at the party even after I gave you a look? Husband: What look? Wife: I raised my eyebrows. Husband: How will I know that you're giving me a look? You draw your eyebrows differently everyday. I thought it was your new style! |
Forgot to set my alarm today and missed the gym for the last six months! |
Don't worry if someone does not like you. Most people are struggling to like themselves! |
My wife threw a knife at me. She said it was an accident. But I think throwing it the second time shouting `I'll get you this time` was absolutely unnecessary! |