Husband: Can I ask you a stupid question? Wife: You just need to ask a question. I already know that it'll be a stupid one! |
If you run from the work you might as well hide from the money! |
After a whole year of Stress, we now have a Strain! #Coronavirus |
Not bragging, but my wife lets me do whatever she wants! |
Me: 9204084041 My friend: Is this your new mobile number? Me: No, This is India's scorecard in the Adelaide test! |
Marriage is a competition between two people who can live longer. Whoever wins gets all of the other person's money! |
From Tractor to Twitter: Farmers rock! |
Depression is not crying inside a dark room. Depression can be going to work, hanging out with people... while feeling just empty inside! |
Tip for a successful marriage: DON'T |
Me: Wow, you look pretty today. Wife: Does it mean that I was not pretty yesterday? So it was that pink dress, right? You think I'm fat, don't you? And OMG, you haven't even fixed that leak in the kitchen sink yet! |