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Husband: Can I ask you a stupid question?
Wife: You just need to ask a question. I already know that it'll be a stupid one! -
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If you run from the work you might as well hide from the money! -
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After a whole year of Stress, we now have a Strain!
#Coronavirus -
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Not bragging, but my wife lets me do whatever she wants! -
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Me: 9204084041
My friend: Is this your new mobile number?
Me: No, This is India's scorecard in the Adelaide test! -
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Marriage is a competition between two people who can live longer.
Whoever wins gets all of the other person's money! -
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From Tractor to Twitter:
Farmers rock! -
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Depression is not crying inside a dark room.
Depression can be going to work, hanging out with people... while feeling just empty inside! -
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Tip for a successful marriage:
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Me: Wow, you look pretty today.
Wife: Does it mean that I was not pretty yesterday? So it was that pink dress, right? You think I'm fat, don't you? And OMG, you haven't even fixed that leak in the kitchen sink yet!
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