Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in wedding dress before hand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men! |
Being with people who don't listen is lonelier than being alone! |
You don't need everything to enjoy life. You already have a life to enjoy everything! |
Farmers consuming poison was never a concern but farmers eating pizza is all over the news! #FakeNews |
It is neither 'Hindus vs Sikhs' nor 'Sikhs vs India'. It is 'Farmers vs New Farm Bill'. Remember it! |
Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow! |
If I can feed you how can I hate you? #langar #langaraid #farmersprotest #kisanmazdoorekta |
Marriage is about finding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically! |
Don't believe in time travel? Just start an argument with your wife! |
Wife: You like slim women or curvy women? Me: I only like women the way you are. Wife: Good answer. Married life taught me how to tackle tricky questions! |