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Upload to Facebook Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'agree culture'!
And 'agree culture' increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)! -
Upload to Facebook 1st year of marriage: I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heartbeat as I drift off to sleep.
10th year of marriage: I recorded your snoring so that you can hear how loud & annoying it is! -
Upload to Facebook Tsunami - T is silent
Honest - H is silent
Knife - K is silent
Wife is angry - I'm silent! -
Upload to Facebook It's safe for husbands to forget their mistakes.
Your wives very well remember those and you will be reminded of them frequently. -
Upload to Facebook Sleeping on the sofa after fighting with your wife feels like you're camping in the jungle with a ferocious lioness somewhere near you! -
Upload to Facebook A successful marriage is based on three main principles:
1) Appreciate your similarities
2) Respect your differences
3) Do what your wife tells you to do -
Upload to Facebook My gym instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing! -
Upload to Facebook My wife wants to go on a calming & relaxing long drive.
That means I need to stay home with the kids! -
Upload to Facebook My wife bought me an iPhone for Christmas and I bought her an iRon. iGet out of the hospital tomorrow! -
Upload to Facebook Computers are really, really stupid. That's why programming is hard. They won't do anything unless you explicitly tell them to do it!
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