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Upload to Facebook More people would enjoy reading if education didn't force you to write an essay on every book! -
Upload to Facebook My wife hates it when I invite people to our house for dinner and she has to pretend to be nice to me! -
Upload to Facebook I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry! -
Upload to Facebook My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time! -
Upload to Facebook If you really want to feast on peace, you ought to fast on gossip! -
Upload to Facebook MDH owner Mahashay Dharampal Gulati is no more.
I hope Queen Elizabeth survives 2020! -
Upload to Facebook Even December of 2020 had its fair share:
MDH owner Mahashay Dharampal Gulati expires! -
Upload to Facebook Golden rules for a happy married life:
1. Keep quiet when your wife is talking.
2. Don't talk when your wife is quiet! -
Upload to Facebook The sweets box said 500 gms, then how did I put on 2kgs?
#Diwali -
Upload to Facebook Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the Ramayana. Vaali had a boon. Whoever fought with him, half of his power went to Vaali. In the Kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife.
That is why the wife is called 'Ghar Vaali'!
#humour
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