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  • My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.<br/>
That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.
    That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
  • Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!<br/>
#ElectionPromiseBiharUpload to Facebook
    Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!
    #ElectionPromiseBihar
  • Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;<br/>

Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!<br/>
#COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElectionsUpload to Facebook
    Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;
    Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!
    #COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
  • Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.<br/>
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!Upload to Facebook
    Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.
    For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
  • We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.<br/>
He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!Upload to Facebook
    We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.
    He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!
  • Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much?<br/>
Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives.  In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much?
    Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine!
  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence;
And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence; And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience!
  • The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.<br/>
It was quite the oar deal!Upload to Facebook
    The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.
    It was quite the oar deal!
  • Three possibilities for a CSK comeback:<br/>

Direct Flights from,<br/>

Dubai to Chennai<br/>
Abu Dhabi to Chennai<br/>
Sharjah to Chennai   Upload to Facebook
    Three possibilities for a CSK comeback:
    Direct Flights from,
    Dubai to Chennai
    Abu Dhabi to Chennai
    Sharjah to Chennai
  • 2020 Mein Sab Unexpected Ho Raha Hai...<br/>
Ab Dekho Chennai Super Kings Points Table Pe Kahan Hai!Upload to Facebook
    2020 Mein Sab Unexpected Ho Raha Hai...
    Ab Dekho Chennai Super Kings Points Table Pe Kahan Hai!
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