Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi; Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi! #COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections |
Issac Newton's laws are all faulty. For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down! |
We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated. He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react! |
Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much? Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine! |
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence; And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience! |
The boating store was having a big sale on canoes. It was quite the oar deal! |
Three possibilities for a CSK comeback: Direct Flights from, Dubai to Chennai Abu Dhabi to Chennai Sharjah to Chennai |
2020 Mein Sab Unexpected Ho Raha Hai... Ab Dekho Chennai Super Kings Points Table Pe Kahan Hai! |
Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure that no one's looking! |
The love between a husband and wife is pure love. Because it does not revolve around physical passion! |