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  • You relax on a plane, even though you don't know the pilot. You relax on a ship, even though you don't know the captain. You relax on a bus, even though you don't know the driver.<br/>
Why don't you relax in life knowing that the Universe is in control?Upload to Facebook
    You relax on a plane, even though you don't know the pilot. You relax on a ship, even though you don't know the captain. You relax on a bus, even though you don't know the driver.
    Why don't you relax in life knowing that the Universe is in control?
  • Life-saving tip for husbands:<br/>
When your wife says `What did you just say?` during an argument, DO NOT say again what you just said!Upload to Facebook
    Life-saving tip for husbands:
    When your wife says `What did you just say?` during an argument, DO NOT say again what you just said!
  • You are crying over 49 rupees lost in Dream 11?<br/>
Rajasthan Royals paid 8.4 Crores for Jaydev Unadkat!Upload to Facebook
    You are crying over 49 rupees lost in Dream 11?
    Rajasthan Royals paid 8.4 Crores for Jaydev Unadkat!
  • I just read that scientists have no idea why the human body has an appendix or why it even exists. Made me think of you.<br/>
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This text is from my wife. What should I do?Upload to Facebook
    I just read that scientists have no idea why the human body has an appendix or why it even exists. Made me think of you.
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    This text is from my wife. What should I do?
  • Not sure why my wife is calling me lazy. I didn't do anything!Upload to Facebook
    Not sure why my wife is calling me lazy. I didn't do anything!
  • My wife is so simple. I don't need to do much to make her happy. And I need to do even less to make her mad!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is so simple. I don't need to do much to make her happy. And I need to do even less to make her mad!
  • If you think that my posts are disappointing, you should check with my wife how I disappoint her in real life!Upload to Facebook
    If you think that my posts are disappointing, you should check with my wife how I disappoint her in real life!
  • Dear men,<br/>
The first sign of your wife being in a bad mood is when she denies that she's in a bad mood. Please act accordingly!Upload to Facebook
    Dear men,
    The first sign of your wife being in a bad mood is when she denies that she's in a bad mood. Please act accordingly!
  • Husband: What's your favorite thing about me?<br/>
Wife: How easily you can be controlled.<br/>
Husband: That's not true.<br/>
Wife: Yes it is.<br/>
Husband: Okay!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: What's your favorite thing about me?
    Wife: How easily you can be controlled.
    Husband: That's not true.
    Wife: Yes it is.
    Husband: Okay!
  • Happy wife, happy life.<br/>
Happy husband, suspicious wife!Upload to Facebook
    Happy wife, happy life.
    Happy husband, suspicious wife!
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