You relax on a plane, even though you don't know the pilot. You relax on a ship, even though you don't know the captain. You relax on a bus, even though you don't know the driver. Why don't you relax in life knowing that the Universe is in control? |
Life-saving tip for husbands: When your wife says `What did you just say?` during an argument, DO NOT say again what you just said! |
You are crying over 49 rupees lost in Dream 11? Rajasthan Royals paid 8.4 Crores for Jaydev Unadkat! |
I just read that scientists have no idea why the human body has an appendix or why it even exists. Made me think of you. . . . . . This text is from my wife. What should I do? |
Not sure why my wife is calling me lazy. I didn't do anything! |
My wife is so simple. I don't need to do much to make her happy. And I need to do even less to make her mad! |
If you think that my posts are disappointing, you should check with my wife how I disappoint her in real life! |
Dear men, The first sign of your wife being in a bad mood is when she denies that she's in a bad mood. Please act accordingly! |
Husband: What's your favorite thing about me? Wife: How easily you can be controlled. Husband: That's not true. Wife: Yes it is. Husband: Okay! |
Happy wife, happy life. Happy husband, suspicious wife! |