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Upload to Facebook Having an online girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my stomach in! -
Upload to Facebook The key to a long and happy marriage is buying yourself the most comfortable couch you can find. You'll be amazed by how many nights you'll be sleeping there! -
Upload to Facebook What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
Tell him Obama installed it! -
Upload to Facebook Life is not a music player to listen to your favourite songs.
It is a radio, you must adjust yourself to every frequency and enjoy whatever comes on it! -
Upload to Facebook According to women, men only have the following faults:
1. What they do
2. What they don't do
3. What they say
4. What they don't say -
Upload to Facebook I assess my wife's mood by counting the number of selfies she posts on Instagram.
10 - She is in a good mood.
5 - Her mood is okay.
No selfies - My life is in danger! -
Upload to Facebook 2020 is very unpredictable.
But hoping RCB winning the IPL trophy is too much! -
Upload to Facebook Before marriage, my wife had trouble with neck pain.
After all these years into marriage, thanks to me, her neck muscles are in great shape as she shakes her head in disbelief whenever she sees me! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is very patient with me as long as I do whatever she wants me to do immediately! -
Upload to Facebook For a change, today I gave silent treatment toy wife.
But she's not returning the favour and is giving me the speaking treatment instead.
Women are confusing!
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