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Upload to Facebook I told my wife that I have the body of a Greek God. She then told me that Laughing Buddha isn't a God! -
Upload to Facebook With Wife:
My brain: You shouldn't say anything.
My mouth: Honey, did you put on some weight?
My brain: I warned you! -
Upload to Facebook The Sun watches what I do, but the Moon knows all my secrets! -
Upload to Facebook Dear God,
If I'm wrong, correct me.
If I'm lost, guide me.
If I started to give up, keep me going! -
Upload to Facebook 80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think the rest 20% of men know?
Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry! -
Upload to Facebook All our friends decided to start exercising and to avoid junk food.
So my wife and I also decided to go ahead and get new friends! -
Upload to Facebook Congratulations, Trump!
You finally passed a test! #POTUSCOVID -
Upload to Facebook Not all marriages start with "Will you marry me?"
Some start with "Humein Ladki Pasand Hai!"
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Upload to Facebook I like church weddings... at least they are honest!
Upfront, the bride knows that she is not marrying the best man! -
Upload to Facebook Impossible is not a fact, it's an opinion!
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