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Upload to Facebook NCB may call Saif Ali Khan, Shakti Kapoor & Prakash Padukone for a Parents Teacher Meeting!
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Upload to Facebook As we were going out, my wife said she needs to do a quick makeup.
That gave me ample time to wash the car! -
Upload to Facebook The judge asked the accused: Why did you kill your husband after 20 years of marriage?
The accused replied: I swear Your Honour, it was pure laziness. Everyday, I'd say 'tomorrow'! -
Upload to Facebook Courage isn't always a lion's roar. It's also like the silence of ants working patiently and never giving up! -
Upload to Facebook Before marriage, I was told that I wouldn't be able to have kids.
This was told not by my doctor, but by my financial advisor after going through my bank statements! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: When I see you, I forget all my problems.
Husband: Wow, really?
Wife: Yes, then you become my biggest problem! -
Upload to Facebook My wife & I have some serious communication issues. But good that we never talk about it! -
Upload to Facebook Finally, we have now understood why drugs are called heroin in India!
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Upload to Facebook ਸਿਰਿ ਸਿਰਿ ਰਿਜਕੁ ਸੰਬਾਹੇ ਠਾਕੁਰੁ ਕਾਹੇ ਮਨ ਭਉ ਕਰਿਆ।।੨।।
For each and every person, our Lord and Master provides sustenance. Why are you afraid, O mind?
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Upload to Facebook Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.
UK Court: Which car?
Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!
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