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Upload to Facebook Taimur drew a straight line using Rangoli without using the scale.
Teacher: How's that possible?
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Upload to Facebook What all these years of marriage taught me is that when your wife says `We need to talk`, you never get the opportunity to talk! -
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Upload to Facebook Wife: I'm a confident driver.
Husband: Eh? You hit a pedestrian today.
Wife: Yes, but confidently! -
Upload to Facebook More Bollywood celebrities to be tested for Co-weed 19! -
Upload to Facebook Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed and clean the whole house while she sleeps! -
Upload to Facebook If you erase all the mistakes of your past, you would also erase all the wisdom of your present. Remember the lesson and not the disappointment! -
Upload to Facebook Bollywood Reforms:
In the 1970s - Villain to Heroine: Kya Maal Hai
In the 2020s - Heroine to Villain: Maal Hai Kya -
Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife gets upset with me, I ensure to impress her later by displaying my hidden talents like mopping the floor, washing utensils, ironing clothes, etc! -
Upload to Facebook With the amount of weed being consumed Bollywood can be named as Bollyweed!
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