Mona Darling, Chalo News Dekhte Hain. Arnab Rhea Ko Jeene Nahi Dega Aur Rajdeep Rhea Ko Maarne Nahi Dega! |
My wife just asked "What are your plans for the weekend?" as if she hasn't already planned it already! |
Do you know that look women get on their faces when they find you attractive? Yeah, me neither! |
All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive! |
My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity! |
People watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S. with fake laughs but are complaining about fake crowd noises in IPL 2020! |
I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's. She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me! |
Bachelors know a lot more about women than married men do. That's why they aren't married! |
Wife: Honey, I'm not in a good mood. Husband: Okay! Wife: You're not gonna ask me why? Husband: No, but you can take my credit card & go shopping! |
Sometimes, life bites you in the butt. Thankfully, I have enough padding to take the hit! |