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Upload to Facebook Most famous speeches:
1. I have a dream: Martin Luther King
2. I am the first accused: Nelson Mandela
3. How dare you?: Greta Thunberg
4. We need to talk: My wife -
Upload to Facebook Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.
Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: You always hurt me with words.
Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time! -
Upload to Facebook We are answerable to two persons - only Khud and Khuda! -
Upload to Facebook The doctor advised my wife to lose the terrible body fat she's living with if she wants to be healthy & peaceful.
Now she's planning to divorce me! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt?
Husband: So?
Wife: So, now you are dating a bald woman! -
Upload to Facebook How to spot someone who's on a keto diet?
You don't have to. They will tell you! -
Upload to Facebook Friend: I'm a risk-taker. I do mountain-climbing without any safety equipment.
Me: I'm also a risk-taker. I tell my wife that I didn't like her new haircut. So, it's the same! -
Upload to Facebook Everything is OK in the end. If it's not OK, then it's not the end! -
Upload to Facebook My wife just told me I am right and that she's sorry. I'm not used to this.
What do I do next?
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