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Upload to Facebook I heard the new GPS systems come with built-in "wife mode".
If you miss a direction, it says, "I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO. OH GOD, YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME" and shuts itself down! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes you have to keep your good news to yourself.
Everybody is not genuinely happy for you! -
Upload to Facebook The ego is a mask.
The real you is a divine soul! -
Upload to Facebook Food is the only thing I'd stay up past 10 PM for! -
Upload to Facebook Breaking NEWS:
The central government is requesting BMC to clear Chinese encroachment at Ladakh after seeing their quick action against Kangana Ranaut's office! -
Upload to Facebook 3 of our most powerful agencies investigated the Sushant Singh suicide and discovered the following earth-shattering facts:
-Sushant smoked weed
-Rhea bought him the weed
-Weed is illegal
-Rhea must be punished! -
Upload to Facebook ਜੋ ਹੋਆ ਹੋਵਤ ਸੋ ਜਾਨੈ।।
ਪ੍ਰਭ ਅਪਨੇ ਕਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਪਛਾਨੈ।।
God's devotees know that everything happens according to God's Will;
They accept everything as God's Will!
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Upload to Facebook Sometimes it takes 10 years to get that 1 year that will change your life.
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Upload to Facebook My wife was in a bad mood for a couple of days. So I asked her if it's because of her weight gain during the lockdown.
I think I have dug my own grave! -
Upload to Facebook Bollywood coming in support of Rhea with the campaign of #JusticeForRhea is actually - #BehenPlsMeraNaamMatLena
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