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  • UPSC, SSC, IBPS, etc.<br/>
Should update their syllabus and add new chapters like...<br/>
Justice for Sushant, Rhea and drugs, Kangana - the drama queen!<br/>
Mera Bharat Hadd Se Zyada Mahaan!Upload to Facebook
    UPSC, SSC, IBPS, etc.
    Should update their syllabus and add new chapters like...
    Justice for Sushant, Rhea and drugs, Kangana - the drama queen!
    Mera Bharat Hadd Se Zyada Mahaan!
  • There is a day, after which you'll stop being asked what you wanna be when you grow up, and instead asked what you wanted to be!Upload to Facebook
    There is a day, after which you'll stop being asked what you wanna be when you grow up, and instead asked what you wanted to be!
  • BMC demolishes Kangana Ranaut's office:<br/>
In the battle of Goliaths, David takes the bullet!<br/>
#BharatforKanganaUpload to Facebook
    BMC demolishes Kangana Ranaut's office:
    In the battle of Goliaths, David takes the bullet!
    #BharatforKangana
  • Whoever said that your harshest critic is yourself is obviously not married!Upload to Facebook
    Whoever said that your harshest critic is yourself is obviously not married!
  • Marital Truth:<br/>
Your wife misses you the most when you're partying with your friends!Upload to Facebook
    Marital Truth:
    Your wife misses you the most when you're partying with your friends!
  • There will come a time when you believe everything is finished; that will be the beginning!Upload to Facebook
    There will come a time when you believe everything is finished; that will be the beginning!
  • Some idiot is spreading a rumor about me that my wife kicked me out of the house.<br/>
I'd like to clarify that she only used her arms to gently push me out of the house. Her legs were never involved.<br/>
So please get your facts right before you run your stupid mouth!Upload to Facebook
    Some idiot is spreading a rumor about me that my wife kicked me out of the house.
    I'd like to clarify that she only used her arms to gently push me out of the house. Her legs were never involved.
    So please get your facts right before you run your stupid mouth!
  • Empathy is:<br/>
Seeing with the eyes of another;<br/>
Listening with the ears to another;<br/>
And feeling with the heart of another!Upload to Facebook
    Empathy is:
    Seeing with the eyes of another;
    Listening with the ears to another;
    And feeling with the heart of another!
  • Wife: Why can't I feel/see your love and affection for me?<br/>
Husband: It's Asymptomatic love!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Why can't I feel/see your love and affection for me?
    Husband: It's Asymptomatic love!
  • Falling in love makes you do stupid things.<br/>
I even got married!Upload to Facebook
    Falling in love makes you do stupid things.
    I even got married!
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