The scariest things my wife could ever say: 4. Do you know what day today is? 3. Do I look fat in this dress? 2. We need to talk 1. My mother is coming to stay with us for a week! |
A person who isn't at peace with himself will be at war with the rest of the world! |
How do you get Mexican food at the beach? Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes! |
If Indian journalism goes any lower, they will hit oil! |
Marriage counselor: What's the problem? Husband: My wife complains that I never include her in anything. Marriage counselor: Where's she, by the way? |
India searching for its old GDP. Punjab searching for its old DGP! |
Marriage is nothing but a journey from "I cannot live without you" to "Can you chew without making that disgusting sound?" |
The best thing about life is that you can always change, grow and get better. You are not defined by your past. You are not your mistakes! |
Hard work pays off: The government of India is planning to appoint Nirmala Sitharaman as Health Minister to bring down Corona cases just like the Economy! |
The best thing about marriage is whatever your wife tells you about it! |