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  • Learn to say no without explaining yourself!Upload to Facebook
    Learn to say no without explaining yourself!
  • Make it a habit to do nice things for people who'll never find out!Upload to Facebook
    Make it a habit to do nice things for people who'll never find out!
  • New task coming:<br/>
Spend 9 minutes at 9 pm on 9th September on the terrace with a Thali, screaming `Grow GDP, Grow`!Upload to Facebook
    New task coming:
    Spend 9 minutes at 9 pm on 9th September on the terrace with a Thali, screaming "Grow GDP, Grow"!
  • My wife shouted, `Where the hell have you been!? It's been three days!` I replied, `It's your fault!`<br/>
`When I went out, you told me not to come home drunk again!`Upload to Facebook
    My wife shouted, "Where the hell have you been!? It's been three days!" I replied, "It's your fault!"
    "When I went out, you told me not to come home drunk again!"
  • My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her.<br/>
What's yours?Upload to Facebook
    My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her.
    What's yours?
  • It doesn't matter how educated you are.<br/>
If your wife says, `Aap Nahi Samjhoge`, the matter ends, chapter closed!Upload to Facebook
    It doesn't matter how educated you are.
    If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed!
  • Let the difficulties know that you are difficult!Upload to Facebook
    Let the difficulties know that you are difficult!
  • You can't have a better life if you don't appreciate what you already have.Upload to Facebook
    You can't have a better life if you don't appreciate what you already have.
    ~ Steven Aitchison
  • I tried threatening my wife by saying that I'm gonna leave her.<br/>
She is now helping me pack my bags.<br/>
What should I do now?Upload to Facebook
    I tried threatening my wife by saying that I'm gonna leave her.
    She is now helping me pack my bags.
    What should I do now?
  • Fact:<br/>

Saying 'Alexa, mute the volume' when your wife's talking to you will make her really angry!Upload to Facebook
    Fact:
    Saying 'Alexa, mute the volume' when your wife's talking to you will make her really angry!
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