Learn to say no without explaining yourself! |
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who'll never find out! |
New task coming: Spend 9 minutes at 9 pm on 9th September on the terrace with a Thali, screaming "Grow GDP, Grow"! |
My wife shouted, "Where the hell have you been!? It's been three days!" I replied, "It's your fault!" "When I went out, you told me not to come home drunk again!" |
My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her. What's yours? |
It doesn't matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed! |
Let the difficulties know that you are difficult! |
You can't have a better life if you don't appreciate what you already have. |
I tried threatening my wife by saying that I'm gonna leave her. She is now helping me pack my bags. What should I do now? |
Fact: Saying 'Alexa, mute the volume' when your wife's talking to you will make her really angry! |