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  • Wife: Why can't I feel/see your love and affection for me?<br/>
Husband: It's Asymptomatic love!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Why can't I feel/see your love and affection for me?
    Husband: It's Asymptomatic love!
  • Falling in love makes you do stupid things.<br/>
I even got married!Upload to Facebook
    Falling in love makes you do stupid things.
    I even got married!
  • The scariest things my wife could ever say:<br/>

4. Do you know what day today is?<br/>

3. Do I look fat in this dress?<br/>

2. We need to talk<br/>

1. My mother is coming to stay with us for a week!Upload to Facebook
    The scariest things my wife could ever say:
    4. Do you know what day today is?
    3. Do I look fat in this dress?
    2. We need to talk
    1. My mother is coming to stay with us for a week!
  • A person who isn't at peace with himself will be at war with the rest of the world!Upload to Facebook
    A person who isn't at peace with himself will be at war with the rest of the world!
  • How do you get Mexican food at the beach?<br/>
Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes!Upload to Facebook
    How do you get Mexican food at the beach?
    Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes!
  • If Indian journalism goes any lower, they will hit oil!Upload to Facebook
    If Indian journalism goes any lower, they will hit oil!
  • Marriage counselor: What's the problem?<br/>
Husband: My wife complains that I never include her in anything.<br/>
Marriage counselor: Where's she, by the way?Upload to Facebook
    Marriage counselor: What's the problem?
    Husband: My wife complains that I never include her in anything.
    Marriage counselor: Where's she, by the way?
  • India searching for its old GDP.<br/>
Punjab searching for its old DGP!Upload to Facebook
    India searching for its old GDP.
    Punjab searching for its old DGP!
  • Marriage is nothing but a journey from `I cannot live without you` to `Can you chew without making that disgusting sound?`Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is nothing but a journey from "I cannot live without you" to "Can you chew without making that disgusting sound?"
  • The best thing about life is that you can always change, grow and get better. You are not defined by your past. You are not your mistakes!Upload to Facebook
    The best thing about life is that you can always change, grow and get better. You are not defined by your past. You are not your mistakes!
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