Ancient man: I invented the wheel. It'll help mankind to progress. I'm so proud. Ancient man's mother-in-law: I should have asked my daughter to marry that John, he just invented fire! |
Dream: The first thing people abandon when they understand how this world works! |
Husband: What would you do if I leave you? Wife: Oh I might die. Husband: Awww cute, but how? Wife: I might get a heart attack from all the excitement! |
Before you say something to someone, always think about how you would feel if someone told you the same thing! |
Marriage is nothing, but give and take. You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway! |
Years ago, an Astrologer told me, you will have so much you will not know where to keep, you will be sharing and sharing, and, yet more will come to you. It will never end. Now, years later, I figured out that he was talking about WhatsApp messages! |
Every day is a second chance. You just need to grab it wisely! |
If you are not feeling good maybe you are not thinking good. Think good feel better! |
My marriage is built upon trust and understanding. She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her! |
I read somewhere that applying honey on anything makes it better. I tried but my wife woke up screaming at me! |