Universal truth: Wives worry about the things husbands forget. Husbands worry about the things wives remember! |
It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted! |
To all of those planning to quickly travel before the third wave sets in. . . . . . . Bro, you are the third wave! |
Dhoom 1 - John Abraham acted and got separated from Bipasha Basu. Dhoom 2 - Hrithik Roshan acted and got separated from Suzzane. Dhoom 3 - Aamir khan acted and got separated from Kiran. Now, who will want to act in Dhoom 4? |
Husband: Honey, did I tell you that you cook well? Wife: Awww, no babe. Husband: So why do you keep cooking? |
Husband: I am going to the office today after lockdown. Do you need anything? Wife: No, that's enough! |
Always communicate with wise and old people and young children at especially difficult moments in your life. Children will convince you that not everything is lost. Old people will convince you that you can survive anything! |
The truth shall set you free. Unless you're a husband. Then it's better to keep your mouth shut! |
As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive! |
My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids! |