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  • There is one thing common between the UP Police and our Moms.<br/>
`Idhar Aa, Nahi Maarungi!`<br/>
#VikasDubeyEncounterUpload to Facebook
    There is one thing common between the UP Police and our Moms.
    "Idhar Aa, Nahi Maarungi!"
    #VikasDubeyEncounter
  • Top 3 things I gained from 2020:<br/><br/>

1. Body weight<br/>
2. More body weight<br/>
3. Even more body weightUpload to Facebook
    Top 3 things I gained from 2020:

    1. Body weight
    2. More body weight
    3. Even more body weight
  • Wives are like cats. All they do is look cute and give you attention whenever they feel like!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are like cats. All they do is look cute and give you attention whenever they feel like!
  • I'm sure whoever said that honesty is the best policy never encountered a situation...<br/>
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where his wife asked him if her friend looked beautiful!Upload to Facebook
    I'm sure whoever said that honesty is the best policy never encountered a situation...
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    where his wife asked him if her friend looked beautiful!
  • MP Walon Ne 6 Saal Se Ghum Hua Vikas Dhoondha Tha;<br/>
UP Walon Ne Maar Diya!<br/>
#VikasDubeyUpload to Facebook
    MP Walon Ne 6 Saal Se Ghum Hua Vikas Dhoondha Tha;
    UP Walon Ne Maar Diya!
    #VikasDubey
  • People don't abandon people they love, they abandon people they were using!Upload to Facebook
    People don't abandon people they love, they abandon people they were using!
  • Empty pockets teach you a million things in life, but full pockets spoil you in a million ways!Upload to Facebook
    Empty pockets teach you a million things in life, but full pockets spoil you in a million ways!
  • A philosopher husband said, `Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband 'Miss' for first-year & 'Stress' for the rest of the life!Upload to Facebook
    A philosopher husband said, "Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband 'Miss' for first-year & 'Stress' for the rest of the life!
  • The position of a husband is just like a Split AC. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!Upload to Facebook
    The position of a husband is just like a Split AC. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!
  • A bar of iron costs $5, made into horseshoes its worth is $12, made into needles its worth is $3500, made into balance springs for watches, its worth is $300,000.<br/>
Your own value is also determined by what you are able to make of yourself!Upload to Facebook
    A bar of iron costs $5, made into horseshoes its worth is $12, made into needles its worth is $3500, made into balance springs for watches, its worth is $300,000.
    Your own value is also determined by what you are able to make of yourself!
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