There is one thing common between the UP Police and our Moms. "Idhar Aa, Nahi Maarungi!" #VikasDubeyEncounter |
Top 3 things I gained from 2020: 1. Body weight 2. More body weight 3. Even more body weight |
Wives are like cats. All they do is look cute and give you attention whenever they feel like! |
I'm sure whoever said that honesty is the best policy never encountered a situation... . . . . . . where his wife asked him if her friend looked beautiful! |
MP Walon Ne 6 Saal Se Ghum Hua Vikas Dhoondha Tha; UP Walon Ne Maar Diya! #VikasDubey |
People don't abandon people they love, they abandon people they were using! |
Empty pockets teach you a million things in life, but full pockets spoil you in a million ways! |
A philosopher husband said, "Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband 'Miss' for first-year & 'Stress' for the rest of the life! |
The position of a husband is just like a Split AC. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor! |
A bar of iron costs $5, made into horseshoes its worth is $12, made into needles its worth is $3500, made into balance springs for watches, its worth is $300,000. Your own value is also determined by what you are able to make of yourself! |