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![My wife just agreed with something I said. Now I don't know what to do. I'm not used to it!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife just agreed with something I said. Now I don't know what to do. I'm not used to it! -
![Life is just a script to play.<br/>
The good news is, you can choose a character you want to play!]()
Upload to Facebook Life is just a script to play.
The good news is, you can choose a character you want to play! -
![While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, `I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life`.<br/>
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents, like `I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life`?<br/>
No... because women don't tell lies!]()
Upload to Facebook While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents, like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"?
No... because women don't tell lies! -
![If a wife wants her husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.<br/>
If a husband wants his wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy!]()
Upload to Facebook If a wife wants her husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If a husband wants his wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy! -
![Those who will not reason, are bigots;<br/>
Those who cannot, are fools;<br/>
But those who dare not, are slaves.<br/>
Basically, you dance to your own tune!]()
Upload to Facebook Those who will not reason, are bigots;
Those who cannot, are fools;
But those who dare not, are slaves.
Basically, you dance to your own tune! -
![Diet Tip:<br/>
Eat food off other people's plates. It's their calories. So they don't count!]()
Upload to Facebook Diet Tip:
Eat food off other people's plates. It's their calories. So they don't count! -
![Sometimes you have to stay silent because no words can explain what is going on in your mind and your heart!]()
Upload to Facebook Sometimes you have to stay silent because no words can explain what is going on in your mind and your heart! -
![Marriage is fun:<br/>
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is fun:
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting! -
![Roadside sobriety tests are scary.<br/>
Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is.<br/>
All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then!]()
Upload to Facebook Roadside sobriety tests are scary.
Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is.
All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then! -
![China attacked our map and we attacked their app.<br/>
This is called 'Digital Surgical Strike'!]()
Upload to Facebook China attacked our map and we attacked their app.
This is called 'Digital Surgical Strike'!
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