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Upload to Facebook While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents, like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"?
No... because women don't tell lies! -
Upload to Facebook If a wife wants her husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If a husband wants his wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy! -
Upload to Facebook Those who will not reason, are bigots;
Those who cannot, are fools;
But those who dare not, are slaves.
Basically, you dance to your own tune! -
Upload to Facebook Diet Tip:
Eat food off other people's plates. It's their calories. So they don't count! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes you have to stay silent because no words can explain what is going on in your mind and your heart! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is fun:
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting! -
Upload to Facebook Roadside sobriety tests are scary.
Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is.
All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then! -
Upload to Facebook China attacked our map and we attacked their app.
This is called 'Digital Surgical Strike'! -
Upload to Facebook ਜਬ ਲਗੁ ਮੇਰੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਕਰੈ।।
ਤਬ ਲਗੁ ਕਾਜੁ ਏਕੁ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਰੈ।।
ਜਬ ਮੇਰੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਮਿਟਿ ਜਾਇ।।
ਤਬ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਕਾਜੁ ਸਵਾਰਿਹ ਆਇ।।
As long as he cries out, "Mine! Mine!, none of his tasks is accomplished. When such possessiveness is erased & removed, then God comes and resolves his affairs!"
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 1160 -
Upload to Facebook Life is all about two things:
To do or not to do!
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