Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf. And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends! |
Unemployment data released by HRD Ministry: Before COVID: 10% During COVID: 25% After TikTok Ban: 65% #AppBan |
My wife is like poetry. And I don't understand poetry! |
I used to dream that I'll open a nice restaurant when I retire. Now the situation is that those who had opened nice restaurants are retiring! #Covid19 |
You are 27 and sitting doing nothing while COVID is 19 and travelling all the world! #Covid19 |
My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding. I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me. And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree! |
If you have lost the sense of smell or lost the sense of taste, these are symptoms of COVID-19. Loss of common sense is not a symptom of COVID-19, it is the reason you got the disease! |
My wife has a throat infection and the doctor advised her not to talk for the next three days. That doctor is my favorite person now! |
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers! |
Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while. Sleep peacefully, that is! |