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  • Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf.<br/>
And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends!Upload to Facebook
    Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf.
    And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends!
  • Unemployment data released by HRD Ministry:<br/><br/>

Before COVID: 10%<br/>
During COVID: 25%<br/>
After TikTok Ban: 65%<br/>
#AppBanUpload to Facebook
    Unemployment data released by HRD Ministry:

    Before COVID: 10%
    During COVID: 25%
    After TikTok Ban: 65%
    #AppBan
  • My wife is like poetry.<br/>
And I don't understand poetry!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is like poetry.
    And I don't understand poetry!
  • I used to dream that I'll open a nice restaurant when I retire.<br/>
Now the situation is that those who had opened nice restaurants are retiring!<br/>
#Covid19Upload to Facebook
    I used to dream that I'll open a nice restaurant when I retire.
    Now the situation is that those who had opened nice restaurants are retiring!
    #Covid19
  • You are 27 and sitting doing nothing while COVID is 19 and travelling all the world!
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    You are 27 and sitting doing nothing while COVID is 19 and travelling all the world! #Covid19
  • My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding.<br/>
I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me.<br/>
And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree!Upload to Facebook
    My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding.
    I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me.
    And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree!
  • If you have lost the sense of smell or lost the sense of taste, these are symptoms of COVID-19.<br/>
Loss of common sense is not a symptom of COVID-19, it is the reason you got the disease!Upload to Facebook
    If you have lost the sense of smell or lost the sense of taste, these are symptoms of COVID-19.
    Loss of common sense is not a symptom of COVID-19, it is the reason you got the disease!
  • My wife has a throat infection and the doctor advised her not to talk for the next three days.<br/>
That doctor is my favorite person now!Upload to Facebook
    My wife has a throat infection and the doctor advised her not to talk for the next three days.
    That doctor is my favorite person now!
  • Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?<br/>
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!Upload to Facebook
    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
    Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
  • Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while.<br/>
Sleep peacefully, that is!Upload to Facebook
    Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while.
    Sleep peacefully, that is!
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