This government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past! |
When I'm angry at my wife, I let her know my unhappiness by aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor! |
My tastes are simple. I am easily satisfied with the best! |
Husband: Did you read the newspaper? As per the latest research, it has been found that 15% of women take medicines for mental illness. Wife: What's so special about this news? Husband: This is a dangerous news. Wife: Why? Husband: This means 85% of women are roaming around without taking medicines! |
Not everyone can understand what marriage is all about especially those who are married! |
Husband: I lost my job. With the current situation, it will be difficult to get another job. We may have to utilize our savings now. I'm really worried. Wife: That's so sad. By the way, have you noticed my new hair colour? |
I asked my wife if I have anything in me that she doesn't like. She scheduled a PowerPoint presentation tonight at 8 PM! |
We can just make our day a good one or a bad one by our attitude So why not show a positive attitude! |
I am damn sure that my wife has topped all her history examinations in school & college. No wonder she's still an expert in bringing up the past while having an argument with me! |
A good marriage requires good understanding. My wife tells me I'm wrong and I tell her she's right! |