The five stages in a woman's life: To grow up. To fill out. To slim down. To hold it in. To hell with it! |
A quiet woman is a gun with a silencer! |
Behind every successful man there is a woman... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men! |
Every man needs a women when his life is in mess; Because like the game of Chess - the queen protects the king! |
I could give up SHOPPING... but why be a QUITTER! |
My experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill! |
Since ladies aren't supposed to snore, burp or fart... they have to bitch or they'll explode! |
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces! |
If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth...because chances are she's asking you as she already knows the it! |
Don't try to understand a girl completely. If you do, you'll either go mad or you'll start loving her! |