A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings! |
In 1814, Women had no rights. In 1914, Women fought for rights. In 2014, Women are always right! |
God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them! |
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world... . . . . . to take it back from any Woman! |
What man wants - all he can get! What woman wants - all she can't get! |
It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man; Act like a lady; Look like a young girl; And work like a horse! |
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who is free for the weekend! |
How to lose an argument with a woman? Argue! |
If you can't change your woman... then change the woman! |
Women are like an Internet Virus. They enter your life; Scan your pockets; Transfer all the money; Download their problems; Edit your mind and thoughts; Delete your smile and happiness; And leave you hanging for ever! |