A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it! |
Generation Gap: The lady who remembers her first kiss... now has a daughter who . . . . . can't even remember her first boyfriend! |
Why Women are like computers: 1. No one really understands them. 2. All your mistakes are stored in their memory. 3. You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them! |
A woman driving in front of me indicated a left turn and eventually took the left turn. How am I supposed to prepare for these mind games! |
A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top! |
Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never acknowledged or celebrated ; But her absence makes all the things tasteless! |
All good guys go to Heaven; And all bad guys go to women! |
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows any one of them! |
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For instance, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry! |
Never try to understand Women. When women understand women, they hate each other! |