How did the blonde lawyer sway the judge?
She dropped her briefs!
Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?
She was afraid of getting hearing aids!
A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"
The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now!"
What do a blonde and a barn have in common?
They always have a cock in them!
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
"What seems to be the problem? " the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh", she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
Why do blondes have a hard time getting pregnant?
Because they blow it every time!
Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
Give her a cock, and she's ready to blow!
Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
They have to pull their own pants down!
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet!
What is the definition of a perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub!